This came through today, and it is fucking hilarious.

Oscar thoughts

I'm behind this year.

"Up in the Air" was very, very good, and so far it's easily my favorite of the year. "Inglorious Basterds" was Tarantino's best since "Pulp Fiction," so I expect some kind of nomination. "Up" is gonna win best animated film without a doubt. It doesn't seem like a great year. Not bad, just not great.

Um, is it a black guy?

3 men and a donkey

So I'm thinking about starting a book club at LE, with an emphasis on banned or controversial books. Thoughts?

I also already have the perfect retort ready for anyone who says anything that I disagree with: "Really? Cause I thought that was an allegory for your mom. At least that's what she told me when I was teabagging her with my balls last night. She was like, 'That *mmf* is *mmfmf* totally *mff* an *mfmf* alle *mmfff* gory *mfmm* for *gurgle* me.'"

I just can't think of England

Here's a question: Is role playing during a job interview unethical if the interviewee doesn't know he or she is involved in role playing? This didn't happen to me, but they did it with the pages they were interviewing, and when I heard about it it didn't seem quite right.

Question two: During a job interview, is it ever appropriate for the interviewee to say, "I've got a riddle for you - What has two thumbs and a boner? *points both thumbs at self* This guy."

That last one was put in there just because I promised dick jokes but haven't really delivered.

That's no moon...

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93080?fp=1

Check out the cock on that cow!